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Let it be known to my birthgiver that Mine stomach doth consist of emptiness
/iambic pentameter
That’s just how American people speak versus how British people speak…
Oi Maaaar! I’m starvin’ me ‘ed orf! So’ me owt some grub, ya git!
for it is yearning to taste the heaven of honey bunches
Lies.shakespear has nothing on 3 years old on the drama department
Shakespeare would have gotten at least one dick joke in there. This is unrealistic.
Short is smart.
Suck it Billy.
Me when I get paid per word
Nothing makes you appreciate shakespeares writing like seeing someone try to imitate shakespeares writing.
The loops, brother! I hunger for the loops!
