They used to have these calendars you could keep on your desk with a new meme every day before you got off my lawn.

THATS WHAT I SAID IN THE PARENT POST LOLLLLLLLLLL11??!01

I feel like I’d forget to charge them. Or drop them in a public place and not want to put them in my ears because I’m a germaphobe. I know someone who dropped theirs in a toilet.

I have earbuds that don’t need to be charged and use a cable for easy connectivity and sound quality.

Some smoke is white smoke. Some smoke is black smoke. I assume some smoke is good smoke. We’re gonna have the best smoke. Every cardinal says so.

Feb 13: breaking news

Rectum

Why all these Reddit memes today? Did they have another meltdown over there or what?

But “it’s men” is kind of a pun on “it’s me”, which is the original trope this is referencing. Doesn’t really work with “it’s women”.

After the nuclear winter, we will look back on these times with nostalgia.

I’ll be holding my breath.

But it’s casual dress, and there’s a pizza party afterward!

First thought this was about FTP, which I also hate.

Who invited this guy?

CECOT and the White House really enjoy publishing these images of these people in white underwear and shackles being paraded around in little formations. Like are we supposed to be impressed by this?

That’s a big family.

If your jager is somehow frozen solid, then something is wrong with you, or your jager. Or maybe both.

I’ve had a bottle of jager in my freezer for like a year now. It will pour as liquid any time.

O……kay

Being the hottest person at the grocery store is not difficult.

She’s a giant.