Google was fine as it was before, now it does shit like this. I hate how AI is shoved down our throats. And the results on google nowadays feel so much worse and generic than a few years ago. That isn’t just a feeling I have, right?
Not just you. I feel like search modifiers like “NOT” or “OR” haven’t been working for a good long while either.
They stopped supporting booleans in 2013. This is the list of currently supported search modifiers.
While it’s nice to finally have closure on this, it’s also depressing that they removed that.
Append ?udm=14 to your Google search results
I’d rather use anything else
I’m not opening that Rick Astley link, thank you.
No it’s a real link
They’re an ad company that just happens to offer search as a way to show ads.
Their ideal scenario is one where you search forever and never find what you were looking for.
They’re walking the fine line between being shitty enough that you have to refine your search multiple times (thus allowing them to show you more ads), but not being SO shitty that you give up and never come back.
This has been effectively proven by email chains made public through court proceedings. Former head of search left sometime around 2015 because the ad team was being allowed to make search worse to pump their numbers.
New head of search was the guy who ran Yahoo’s search department while they got eaten alive by Google, and he had been working Google’s Ad division after he left Yahoo.
Huh. Interesting! Thanks!
Add obscenities to your search for the most optimized results. It drops the AI component and seems to provide the more direct results we used to get.
I just get X-rated results.
Say -fuck with a hyphen at the beginning so that it doesnt search for it.
-fuck, that’s good.
It appears you were looking for Lara Croft in the nude. I think I’ve found what you’re looking for…
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NuFK6cLDzT4
Edit: I can provide a build script for that.
Debian Linux Script…
#!/bin/bash if [ -f ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh ]; then # Simply run the game startup script and exit... pushd ./ cd ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian ./TR1X.sh popd exit else # Create temporary download folder if [ ! -d /tmp/TR1X-download ]; then mkdir /tmp/TR1X-download fi # Download and extract game engine tarball pushd ./ cd /tmp/TR1X-download if [ ! -f TR1X-3.0.2-Debian.tar.gz ]; then wget http://web.archive.org/web/20231122035737if_/https://files.catbox.moe/lc2sqz.gz mv lc2sqz.gz TR1X-3.0.2-Debian.tar.gz fi if [ ! -d ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian ]; then mkdir ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian fi pushd ./ cd ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian if [ ! -f TR1X ]; then tar -xvf /tmp/TR1X-download/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian.tar.gz fi popd popd # Nude Raider Title Screen if [ ! -f /tmp/TR1X-download/titleh.png ]; then pushd ./ cd /tmp/TR1X-download wget https://tinyurl.com/nr1xtitle mv nr1xtitle titleh.png rm ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/data/titleh.png cp titleh.png ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/data/titleh.png popd fi pushd ./ cd /tmp/TR1X-download if [ -f /tmp/TR1X-download/titleh.png ]; then if [ ! -f /tmp/TR1X-download/tombraid.rar ]; then wget https://tinyurl.com/nuderaid mv nuderaid tombraid.rar fi else if [ ! -f /tmp/TR1X-download/tombraid.rar ]; then wget https://tinyurl.com/wombraid mv wombraid tombraid.rar fi fi type -P unrar > /dev/null && echo || sudo apt-get install unrar unrar x /tmp/TR1X-download/tombraid.rar /tmp/TR1X-download if [ -f /tmp/TR1X-download/titleh.png ]; then 7z x /tmp/TR1X-download/nuderaid.iso else 7z x /tmp/TR1X-download/tombraid.iso fi cp /tmp/TR1X-download/Data/*.* ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/data mkdir ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/fmv cp /tmp/TR1X-download/Fmv/*.* ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/fmv if [ ! -f /tmp/TR1X-download/music.zip ]; then wget https://tinyurl.com/tr1xmusic mv tr1xmusic music.zip fi if [ ! -d ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/music ]; then mkdir ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/music unzip /tmp/TR1X-download/music.zip -d ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian fi popd # Modern TR1X doesn't recognize the original PCX images rm ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/data/*.pcx # Clean temporary files if [ -d /tmp/TR1X-download ]; then rm -r /tmp/TR1X-download fi # Generate startup script... if [ ! -f ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh ]; then rm ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh echo "#!/bin/bash" > ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh echo "./TR1X" >> ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh chmod 755 ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh fi # Initialize the game... # if [ -f ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh ]; then # pushd ./ # cd ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian # ./TR1X.sh # popd # fi fiI… Really am over paid for what I do if you can just whip out a script like that
I get bored sometimes.
Hope the script didn’t give you any trouble.
If you comment out the title screen download section, it’ll install regular Tomb Raider instead.
Really? Felt like Google jumped the shark quite awhile before this even started.
It been a downhill slope that just keeps getting steeper. They’re basically falling off a cliff right now, and their parachute is improving AI.
You’ve sullied my quick answer:
The assistant figures it out though:
Maybe that’s why ai had trouble determining anything about AJ & the movie Heat, because she’s wasn’t even in it!
Ashley Judd looks nothing like Angelina Jolie.
It’s not helpful for OOP since they’re on iOS, but there’s a Firefox extension that works on desktop and Android that hides the AI overview in searches: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/android/addon/hide-google-ai-overviews/
I think Gemini is “in heat”
A statistical model predicted that “in heat” with no upper-case H nor quotes, was more likely to refer to the biological condition. Don’t get me wrong: I think these things are dumb, but that was a fully predictable result. (‘…the movie “Heat”’ would probably get you there).
google strips capitalization from searches
Slut
They love it.
While I get your point of the capital H thing, Google’s AI itself decided to put “heat” in quotes all on its own…
It’s not just any human though, it’s an actor, so movie related words should statistically be more likely.
I tried the search myself and the non-AI results that aren’t this Bluesky post are pretty useless, but at least they’re useless without using two small towns’ worth of electricity
Non-AI results are not going to generally include sites about how something isn’t true unless it is a common misconception.
As a comparison I ran the same all lower case query in bing and got the answer about the movie because asking about a movie is statistically more likely than asking if a human is in heat. Google’a ai is worse than fucking bing, while google’s old serach algorith consistently had the right answers.
Google made itself worse by replacing a working system with ai.
Kagi quick answers for comparison gets this tweet, but now it thinks that heat is not the movie kind lol
The AI ouroboros in action
It might be the way Bing is tokenizing and/or how far back it’s looking to connect things when compared to Google.
It also contradicts itself immediately, saying she’s fertile, then immediately saying she’s had her ovaries removed end that she’s reached menopause.
Wouldn’t removing your ovaries and fallopian tubes make you not “fertile” by definition?
Yes, it contradicts itself within the next couple of sentences.
As per form for these “AIs”.
Hey, be fair, the “I” in “LLM” stands for “intelligent”. Please continue consuming the slop.
We all know how AI has made things worse, but here’s some context on how it’s outright backwards.
Early search engines had a context problem. To use an example from “Halt and Catch Fire”, if you search for “Texas Cowboy”, do you mean the guys on horseback driving a herd of cows, or do you mean the football team? If you search for “Dallas Cowboys”, should that bias the results towards a different answer? Early, naive search engines gave bad results for cases like that. Spat out whatever keywords happen to hit the most.
Sometimes, it was really bad. In high school, I was showing a history teacher how to use search engines, and he searched for “China golden age”. All results were asian porn. I think we were using Yahoo.
AltaVista largely solved the context problem. We joke about its bad results now, but it was one of the better search engines before Google PageRank.
Now we have AI unsolving the problem.
I was okay with keyword results. If you knew what you were dealing with in the search engine, you could usually find what you were looking for.
In short: BONK
It probably thought you were Elon Musk.
NGL, I learned some things.
ddg isn’t really any better with that exact search query. all ‘fashion’ related items on the first page.
you get the expected top result (imdb page for the film ‘heat’, which you have to scroll through to determine your ‘answer’) by using simply: angelina jolie heat
Heat is an excellent movie, and one of my top five. Coincidentally, I just watched it last night. For a film released in 1998, it has aged well. OOP is in the ballpark, too - a young Natalie Portman is in it, not Jolie.
Yeah it’s a movie that nails “then suddenly… all hell breaks loose.”