👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 months agoAt last we know all his answersdiscuss.tchncs.deimagemessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageAt last we know all his answersdiscuss.tchncs.de👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square50linkfedilink
minus-squarecan@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI’m surprised I don’t hear more about his wife. Why don’t we piss off his base more by mentioning his brown wife?
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22 months agoBecause his true love is the couch. He actually killed the pope, because he wouldn’t let him marry the couch.
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agovance was granted a one-time touch of death by thiel to use on the pope.
minus-squareKarl@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoHis wife ? I thought priests are supposed to be unmarried ? I googled and couldn’t find any mention of his wife.
minus-squareparody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoHis mistress was… well she was legal in biblical times
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoUsha Vance to Kamala Harris: “See this babe, you can’t get into the White House on your own. You gotta ride some hillbilly dick for that.”
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoa hillbilly who has better makeup.
minus-squarebarneypiccolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoShe’s a beard. He’s really Peter Theil’s fuckboy, and everybody knows it, but they pretend they don’t, so nobody wants to ask too many questions.
I’m surprised I don’t hear more about his wife.
Why don’t we piss off his base more by mentioning his brown wife?
Because his true love is the couch. He actually killed the pope, because he wouldn’t let him marry the couch.
vance was granted a one-time touch of death by thiel to use on the pope.
His wife ? I thought priests are supposed to be unmarried ? I googled and couldn’t find any mention of his wife.
The pope’s wife was Jesus.
His mistress was… well she was legal in biblical times
Vance’s
Oh
DEI wife.
Usha Vance to Kamala Harris: “See this babe, you can’t get into the White House on your own. You gotta ride some hillbilly dick for that.”
a hillbilly who has better makeup.
She’s a beard. He’s really Peter Theil’s fuckboy, and everybody knows it, but they pretend they don’t, so nobody wants to ask too many questions.