Your dreams will come true someday, Duck.
He should be more honest with his desires
That’s word for word what some friends and I always say when we go kayaking
Except it’s about cormorans instead of dolphins, they’re legion where we are and come and go inside and outside of the water
I can relate.
Godspeed.
I think I see you in the picture too, Evil_Shrubbery.
Oh noo!! I’ve accidentally let my roots grow into the water, boy I sure hope nobody enters my root-butthole at a high rate of speed …
(But don’t out me like that - look how many gov drones are perched up on those trees!)
Do you use special kinky kayaks with an opening at the butthole level?
You mean sit-on-top kayak with scupper holes ? Exactly
i want to downvote this ; bit i wont
Then suddenly a vortex opens up and swallows the duck and all the marine life anyway, so… 🤷♂️