I’m sure he’s satire. Have to be.
Man covid must’ve fried his brain really good and crispy.
Not boneless though. Anyone that unironically puts alpha male in their handle is getting it up the ass no question
Isn’t it weird he’s married with a child
Nick Adams (gender in name) is declaring that he is one step form communism. .
I’m at “boneless wings” but we don’t have that where I live, how can I get to the next level?
You might be able to substitute chicken nuggets, but only if you call them “nuggies.”
Gonna need to sauce up those nugz to get a similar experience.
I thought it started with ice shanties and ended with prostitution.
Wow, Communism has never looked so good.
If alpha and beta were an actual thing, putting alpha male in parenthesis next to your name would be the most beta thing you could do, lol.
Nick Adams once said on Twitter that Alpha males never have to announce that they are Alpha males, with (Alpha male) right there in his name. For the longest time, I refused to believe he wasn’t a parody account. Then I looked into him, and the dude is 100% serious. Some people are just impossibly stupid.
This is the tweet I was thinking of, but while looking for it, I was reminded that he mentions his Alpha status all the fucking time.
“I am not Count Olaf,” Count Olaf insisted.
If you have to tell people you’re an alpha male, then you’re not an alpha male.
I joke with my girlfriend all the time about how ‘I’M A MAN!’
Like yes, we get it - you are very insecure about the little guy in between your legs. Let’s get those trans kids some rights so you can get some testosterone replacement. It’s very easy, step one step two.
Okay… What’s the deal with boneless wings? I’ve noticed guys looking at me different at Buffalo wild wings.
Nothing. I do like good bone in wing. But nothing wrong with boneless for the days I don’t want to have to take a shower after eating to get sauce out of my beard. It’s basically people just being afraid of their own feelings or unsure of their own sexuality that have an issue with them.
Nick Adams has an unhealthy obsession with Hooters.
Reminder that Nick is Australian.I read all the pics here, and this person sounds nuts. I had never heard of him before and kind of sad that I do now.
This confuses me because BWW has cauliflower wings which is clearly the cuck soy boy choice. (It’s me, I’m the soy boy, but I usually go with the black bean burger.)
Alphas like putting bones in their mouths?
It’s “choosing the easy option” and “being soft”. There’s no deeper meaning that I can discern.
Evidently, “real men” choose “hardship” so they are ready when “hardship” chooses them?
Also I think the pictured “(Alpha Male)” account is intentional satire of the Tates of the world.
Unfortunately the account isn’t satire and he actually believes the things he’s posting.
Real men pay extra for half the food and have to wipe there hands every 15 seconds so they can touch things without getting sauce everywhere.
Boneless is inherently superior because I love boobies and therefore only eat breast.
I honestly prefer boneless, not that I don’t like a good bone-in wing now and again. I suppose there’s some weird masculine pride that dudes get eating bone-in wings, and eating boneless goes against that?
Wait, what… what did the words say?
Communists are sexy now?
So we all become sexy with communism ?
Trippin I love me some boneless wings
Boneless wings are superior. I’ll stand by that
I don’t disagree but they’re basically chicken nuggets.
Whole meat chicken nuggets!
That’s important.
White meat chicken nuggets. Some of us prefer dark meat, which doesn’t translate well to boneless nugget form. Also, I generally prefer crispy skin over breading. But I’ll fuck up some white meat nuggs from time to time, as long as they aren’t tossed in sauce.
But they’re ✨ sophisticated ✨
