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minus-squarethrowawayacc0430@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoSo… my phone was out of battery, so I pulled out my power bank and connected to my phone, then I instinctively said, loudly: “BOMB PLANTED” Now the entire plane is staring at me like I’m some sort of criminal.
minus-squarealtkey@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoNo wonder airport guards started to break into the toilet after I gave birth to a fist-wide log screaming the same in a sudden mix of terror and glee.
So… my phone was out of battery, so I pulled out my power bank and connected to my phone, then I instinctively said, loudly:
“BOMB PLANTED”
Now the entire plane is staring at me like I’m some sort of criminal.
No wonder airport guards started to break into the toilet after I gave birth to a fist-wide log screaming the same in a sudden mix of terror and glee.