All your joints are rusted up because you’ve never properly dried yourself as a kid.

It’s liqud iron.

But you get rusty in moist environments; when you urinate you slowly rot away your urethra.

you have an iron deficiency

you’re also an addict

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but you physically have a iron defficancy so when you try to fly you just pass out

Permanently magnetized

You are unable to see a wringly shirt without trying to smooth it out

Your suit is stored between your butt cheeks.

You’re literally made of iron