For Punxsutawney Phil, presumably
“Never
rubrob another man’s rhubarb!”I am
nutnot robberIf you’re touching another’s rhubarb you should not
rubberrob her.
Phil is a menace and must be stopped
He’s doing them a favor. Rhubarb be nasty.
Gotta combine it with strawberries just to make it edible
It is. People think they like rhubarb, but they actually like rhubarb-strawberry flavored sugar.
We make rhubarb cake using one from our garden. It’s delicious.
Rhubarb haters be crazy
Narrator: Phil is a rabbit. This sign will not work.
Just because he’s a rabbit he can’t read?
Actually Phil has a masters in english litterature
Let’s leave those specieist stereotypes at the door pleaseI went to an all rabbit university. It was rough.
You misunderstand. Phil’s abilities and agency are not in question. Phil can read. Phil chooses not to.
That is the exact behavior I expect from a rabbit.
Fucking thank you
If Phil won’t obey, you’re gonna have to set up a rhubarbwire fence.
Plot twist: Phil is a rabbit.
Wars have been fought for less Phil.
sorry, the word rhubarb, in my brain, now links directly to
I’ve only seen the spoken version of this
Yeah, at this point I have no idea what the post is about and all I can think about is the German rhubarb song
Well that song was wonderful. I did use English captions, but my favorite part was the rabarberbarbar. Which I wrote in Swedish because I can’t spell it in German.
Its basically the same in German: Rhabarberbarbar. Or did you just forgot the h after the r? If so, then its identical to German :D
Fantastic. I did feel like that should be the case.
He just wants another slice of rhubarb tart
Another youtube link to a piece of rhubarb art!
The best rhubarb grows in sheds in the Rhubarb Triangle.
The person behind the camera is Phil, outraged. “I can’t believe what I’m being accused of,” as he’s holding the bag he stores stolen rhubarb in.
Some people think, “oh this witch leaving a note means she’s really powerless and I can keep taking the rhubarb.” It’s not going to be so awesome when she forecloses on his first-born.
Seems a little Rude, Barb to hoard your rhubarb.
Relevant Good Life episode: https://youtu.be/l3U4W9KIZdc
Actually life is bad because Phil stole the rhubarb
