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no, banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

Thoughts?

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Thoughts?

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no, banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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  • 8000gnat@reddthat.com
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    6 days ago

    hw tf are you taking 3 on and off

    • 8000gnat@reddthat.com
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      6 days ago

      are they damn snap pants jeans

  • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io
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    1 and 2 are obviously upside down beanies. Therefore, logically 3.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    If some day in the future, I have to take the pants off my Auntie Anne’s before eating it, I’m coming back here and we’re gonna have words.

  • erte@lemmy.world
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    Number 1. Number 2 is upside down so it’s really just two hats.  Number 3 would be like buttless chaps.

    • xxd@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Number 2 is not upside down. There seems to be no real consensus on what is “up” for a pretzel, but one alleged origin indicates that the pretzel was shaped after praying hands in the middle ages, which would mean 2 is right side up. Also, when they are made in a bakery, due to how the technique is done, they are placed like in 2, and that direction is also reflected on some more traditional bakery signs.

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        This sounds like a fabrication straight from Big Pretzel. What are you going to claim next, that pretzel sticks don’t have a right side up either?

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    As a German I can say those are pretty terrible pretzels - the good ones are way more fluffy in the bottom half and thin and crisp at the twisted parts

    • no, banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Now I want to buy a pretzel

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  • Kernal64@sh.itjust.works
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    Why is the pretzel upside down in #2? You don’t wear pants on your head.

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      Some say that the pretzel shape represents praying with your arms crossed over your chest, so that one would be rightside-up.

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    Probably the same way they wear lederhosen.

  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    I think a pretzel would wear a skirt

  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    The most correct version is not even an option? Ia obvious that a pretzel would use them as in 2, but instead of two stupid pants is only have one where each lower “curve” are the foots.

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      • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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        7 days ago

        Finally some serious content in this brain rod community

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          Brain rod: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

      • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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        Yeah, exactly!!

  • Augustiner@lemmy.world
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    First they made the m&m less sexy and now this -.-

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    I also have no idea where the crotch of the pretzel is.

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