• krizzico@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    UI idk - when you eat a leftover that may be a little too left-over, I think there have been a few times where I poo’d when it was peepee time

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    looks around

    Yeah, no I did read this title right. That’s the topic.

    Someone took time out of their day to post this. Intentionally.

    sigh

    Now, OP, let me ask you this. Did you mean for all those words to come out of you in that order, or were you just as surprised as the rest of us?

  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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    15 days ago

    Walk time is never run time. But run time is always run time.

    Potato time is never cabbage time. But cabbage time is always cabbage time.

    Disco time is never movie time. But movie time is always movie time.

    In short, any two related subjects or items make as much sense (or not) as your thought.

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      15 days ago

      They’re saying when you’re the middle of shitting you can also piss but if you’re in the middle of exclusively pissing you can’t shit cause (if you have a penis) you’re standing up.

  • foggy@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    This is FALSE.

    I remember I was once very sick, and I pooped. No pee.

    I remember distinctly going ‘oh shit does that mean I’m dead?’

    • Case@lemmynsfw.com
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      15 days ago

      Upon reading the title I thought, this person has never been severely dehydrated before.

      I don’t recommend it, I must say.

  • toynbee@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    I, a man, once discussed this with a pair of women. I was surprised to learn this was the case for them. At the time I thought it was an anatomy difference, but I’m starting to worry I’m a mutant.

    • moving to lemme.zip. @lemm.eeOP
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      15 days ago

      I just wanted to add something absolutely random that had nothing to do with the title. This is obviously a shit post (lol) but I didn’t want to leave it blank. I got some serious laughs out over this post.

  • Karl@programming.dev
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    15 days ago

    More like you can control the flow of poo during pee pee. But not the flow of pee during poo poo.