“Baby, stop running. I have muenster!”
If she’s running she doesn’t know what muenster is If she does know what it is and still runs, shes possibly insane and you are both better off
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I need the text highlighted please, I’ve no idea what anyone is talking about…
Thank God I kept all the left shoes as a token!
(This is a joke)
I always just pick up one of those double-packs of condoms and cheese on date night. You know, the no-Babybel Bundle.
Book written by Charlie Kelly
Keep her fascinated even longer with some Himalayan chewy cheese!
I gave my partner cheese and we’ve been together for almost ten years, this is probably true.
Burn what after you have perspired heavily in and introduce it to the food or drink of a man?!?
Fellas, if you’re girl is skinny, tall, red , works at a charity to make someone smile 😬, is. Obsessed with 🅱️heese, that’s not your grill, that’s Elan from family guy! 😤
Wisdom.
I’m sorry but I must downvote because this has been reposted to hell and back for literally 10 years on every platform known to humanity.
We are all your age with your memories. You found the secret, congratulations!
It’s true. I once gave a woman cheese, and we were fucking within 10 minutes.
We also planned to hookup that night already, but it had to be the cheese.
Was it some sort of blind hookup Tinder-like, and the “password” was a real, actual piece of cheese?
Like with spy craft, “I’ll be at the plaza at 10pm, sitting on the bench in front of the fountain. I will be wearing a Gary Coleman “OBEY” t-shirt and carrying a dark green backpack. You will ask me for a piece of cheese”.Nothing like that. I just offered to get some cheese for a pre-hookup snack.
Wanna grab some cheese before we bone?
“Before we bone, I must tell you… I ate radishes earlier. Perhaps you should, too.”
And that’s how you get on equal footing before jumping into the sack.That’s rad… ish
I know several women this would work on.
Works gooda enough eh?
Gouda
I think this can work with men too. I know this because I am a man and love cheese. I love cheese so much that I go through the pain of being lactose intolerant just to eat me some of that cheese.