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Gollum@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

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Gollum@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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  • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    “Baby, stop running. I have muenster!”

    • VonCesaw@lemmy.world
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      If she’s running she doesn’t know what muenster is If she does know what it is and still runs, shes possibly insane and you are both better off

  • Reddit is better.@dormi.zone
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    9 months ago

    useless red circle

    • Redfox8@mander.xyz
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      9 months ago

      I need the text highlighted please, I’ve no idea what anyone is talking about…

  • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Thank God I kept all the left shoes as a token!

    (This is a joke)

  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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    I always just pick up one of those double-packs of condoms and cheese on date night. You know, the no-Babybel Bundle.

  • madkins@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Crackers love cheese

  • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Book written by Charlie Kelly

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    9 months ago

    Keep her fascinated even longer with some Himalayan chewy cheese!

  • DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    I gave my partner cheese and we’ve been together for almost ten years, this is probably true.

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    9 months ago

    Burn what after you have perspired heavily in and introduce it to the food or drink of a man?!?

  • JoeKis@lemmy.world
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    Fellas, if you’re girl is skinny, tall, red , works at a charity to make someone smile 😬, is. Obsessed with 🅱️heese, that’s not your grill, that’s Elan from family guy! 😤

  • Squeezer@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Wisdom.

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    9 months ago

    I’m sorry but I must downvote because this has been reposted to hell and back for literally 10 years on every platform known to humanity.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      We are all your age with your memories. You found the secret, congratulations!

  • frezik@midwest.social
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    It’s true. I once gave a woman cheese, and we were fucking within 10 minutes.

    We also planned to hookup that night already, but it had to be the cheese.

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      Was it some sort of blind hookup Tinder-like, and the “password” was a real, actual piece of cheese?
      Like with spy craft, “I’ll be at the plaza at 10pm, sitting on the bench in front of the fountain. I will be wearing a Gary Coleman “OBEY” t-shirt and carrying a dark green backpack. You will ask me for a piece of cheese”.

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        Nothing like that. I just offered to get some cheese for a pre-hookup snack.

        • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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          Wanna grab some cheese before we bone?

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            “Before we bone, I must tell you… I ate radishes earlier. Perhaps you should, too.”
            And that’s how you get on equal footing before jumping into the sack.

            • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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              That’s rad… ish

  • Tenthrow@lemmy.world
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    I know several women this would work on.

    • supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world
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      Works gooda enough eh?

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        9 months ago

        Gouda

  • TommySoda@lemmy.world
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    I think this can work with men too. I know this because I am a man and love cheese. I love cheese so much that I go through the pain of being lactose intolerant just to eat me some of that cheese.

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