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salty_chief@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Superman Toe Nails

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Superman Toe Nails

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salty_chief@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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    1 day ago

    Fake he lasers off his toe nails. You think any earth metal could cut Superman’s nails? Gafaw

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      probably a little blue kryptonite, the blue turns off his powers, the green one makes him sick.

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        22 hours ago

        We just don’t talk about the red one and it’s tingling effect.

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          I thought it was pink kryptonite that we don’t talk about.

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      I distinctly remember some rendition of Superman where they showed him “shaving” by reflecting his laser/heat vision off of a mirror.

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        https://youtu.be/cvkDcrbLP2s

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        You think he does this for his asshole hair?

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          22 hours ago

          What did superman’s hair do to you?

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      I think there was a comic where kryptonite based grooming tools were shown.

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        Lolz I was just guessing and being a dork. I guess that’s interesting though.

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          19 hours ago

          No, 99% of the time, it’s laser vision. But kryptonite did show up once or twice.

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