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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip
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    8 months ago

    I bounce between lawful neutral and chaotic neutral. Huh.

  • quinkin@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    I always suspected my children were chaotic evil. The bread was not the first indicator.

  • nexguy@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    My cat learned to open the bread box and then chews a hole in the bag…

  • einlander@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    No slip knot?

    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

    • Thelsim@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      A slipknot works great! It’s done in a second and easily undone as well.

  • candyman337@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    Jokes on you, de-aired, twisted, twist tied and tucked

    • magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org
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      8 months ago

      Just like my balls.

    • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
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      8 months ago

      When you say de-air, do you gently squish the whole loaf before twisting as well to effectively vacuum seal it?

      • candyman337@sh.itjust.works
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        8 months ago

        Yes

  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    We have to lock ours in a safe because our cat’s an asshole

    • felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      We would like to see the evidence

  • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    I put mine in the fridge. Why? It lasts longer.

    • StThicket@reddthat.com
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      8 months ago

      That’s actually false. Bread is one of the few items that turn bad quicker in the fridge than on the counter. https://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/shopping-storing/food/bread-storage

      • atx_aquarian@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        Yeah, good point, but that article isn’t talking about what’s in this picture.

        Store-bought sandwich bread usually can be kept in the fridge without much change in texture. That’s because it often contains additives and preservatives that keep it fresh longer.

      • dingus@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        I live in a hot, humid environment. Keeping bread in the fridge helps it to stay good for multiple weeks. If I leave it out, it molds way quicker. I also sometimes will store bread in the freezer to keep it fresh even longer if I know I’m just going to make toast out of it.

      • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        Oh I don’t mean homemade. I meant regular bread. I don’t bake. I cook. But good to know!

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      Freezer is my preference. Stays good for very long and keeps the texture and freshness. Put it in toaster or microwave after if in a hurry, otherwise you can just put slices in the fridge so you have unfrozen ones for the breakfast.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      8 months ago

      I just never bake mine.

  • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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    8 months ago

    Lawful good and chaotic good is so much work for diminishing return. The best way to do it is to use back the tag so you know when to throw this bag of still good bread into the fridge.

  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Where is twisting then wrapping the bag back around the bread?

    • remotelove@lemmy.ca
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      8 months ago

      The way I see it, that is basically the same as a twist and tuck.

  • Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    I’m chaotic neutral!

  • lowleveldata@programming.dev
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    8 months ago

    what is the bottle hack?

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      8 months ago

      Bottle the bread?

      Idk

    • theatomictruth@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago
      • cut the neck off a plastic bottle
      • thread the end of the bag through
      • fold the bag open around the bottle neck
      • close the cap, trapping the bag between the bottle neck and the cap.

      I’m sure it works but any other method of closing the bag from the top two rows are better imo, at least for bread.

    • remotelove@lemmy.ca
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      8 months ago

      You put the bread in a bottle and you can just put the cap on it to keep it fresh. You can just pour it into your toaster after that!

      • PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        🎶please don’t forget to close my bread that’s in a bottle, yeah🎶

    • rockSlayer@lemmy.world
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      Cut the top off of a 2 liter bottle and put the bread bag through the neck, spread it around the neck, then put on the bottle cap.

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        8 months ago

        sounds like a lot of work when I can just leave the bag open

        • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          8 months ago

          Why even put it back tbh

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    8 months ago

    Neutral evil AND kinda lawful good, but using a second larger bag instead of a bread box.

  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    I think in my entire life I’ve only ever seen one or maybe 2 bread boxes.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      8 months ago

      I have an old bread box; but I don’t use it for bread.

      • Madison420@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        Did you know you can put your weed in there?

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          8 months ago

          In that case, does it become a weed box? Is a bread box still a “bread box” if it doesn’t contain bread?

        • Burninator05@lemmy.world
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          Did you know you can put your weed anywhere? Some places have better results but you can still put it there.

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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            8 months ago

            I hide my weed in the bread.

  • zante@lemmy.wtf
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    8 months ago

    This is brilliant 🤩

    I am neutral evil - a twist and tuck.

    • Skymt@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      You mean chaotic neutral. Neutral evil is just tucking…

  • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    8 months ago

    Just put it in the freezer in the bag it comes in.

    Most of this shit has been frozen before it reaches the supermarket anyway.

    • panicnow@lemmy.world
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      The amount of bread we wasted before moving our bread to the freezer was crazy. Most of our bread gets toasted anyway, but the microwave handles the rest.

    • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      Buy better bread!

      • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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        Takes me about 10 days to get through a loaf, depending on what we’re eating.

        I don’t know any type of better bread that would last that long outside of a freezer.

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