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EndOfLine@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

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Boneless

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EndOfLine@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    10 months ago

    *made from asbestos

    • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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      ugh everyone knows that babies don’t always contain asbestos, just a lot of geological baby deposits are adjacent to asbestos and it contaminates the mined product

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    10 months ago

    And gluten free

  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world
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    I prefer the bone version. It hold onto more flavour. Hopefully this year’s baby hunt is bountiful.

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      Removed by mod

  • RangerJosie@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    B O N E L E S S

  • SnugZebras@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    *May contain bones

    • shoulderoforion@fedia.io
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      10 months ago

      *in ohio

    • Leeks@lemmy.world
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      Only in Ohio.

      • PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com
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        For those unaware, the context is that the Ohio Supreme Court once ruled that boneless wings can have bones .

    • einlander@lemmy.world
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      *Made in a facility that processes boned babies.

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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        10 months ago
        • Made in a facility staffed by boned babies.

          • We mean babies with bones.
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    10 months ago

    De-boned… for your pleasure.

    • SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works
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      10 months ago

      By someone who has the title of Baby Boner

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        T-t-that’s de-boner, (like) there’s a difference you know!

        Edit: something something something, we’ll just call them a “pedo” for short:-).

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    10 months ago

    ~d i c k h e a d~

    name one baby oil that got a bone in it

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      them motherfuckers down the street got 🅱️ones in they shit!

  • shoulderoforion@fedia.io
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    first pressed from only the finest of boneless babies

  • CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml
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    If olive oil is made out of olives, what do these monsters do to make baby oil?

    • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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      Extra virgin baby oil

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    10 months ago

    Now with 50% less arsenic!

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      Fuckin enshitification at it again!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    It’s not even virgin baby oil. Who wants oil from non virgin babies?

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      10 months ago

      how do i delete this

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    Removed by mod

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      Just like sharks.

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