cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/41811290
I think the use of this meme format already counts as one
Add me on AIM xXxXMadSkilz420XxXx
You look very handsome in that picture with you little shirt young man!
Thank you, kind stranger. My mom gave it me 3 years ago.
- Bob
Alexa, how do I close this?
No, sorry, I don’t know American Sign Language. I mean I wouldn’t be against learning it, I’m just kinda lazy.
Oh, uhhhhh, 12/man/your mom
Well, here we go again! The internet was supposed to be freedom, but now it’s just a playground for Big Brother and corporate greed. Y’all see this Y2K “bug”? IT’S NOT A BUG, it’s a SCAM to reset everything and put us under CONTROL! Bill Gates, Al Gore, ALL of ‘em are in on it. Soon, you won’t be able to load a page without the Feds watching you.
Wake UP, people! You think AOL and Micro$oft care about “innovation”? LOL. It’s all about taking over! AOL’s already bought up Netscape! What’s next, paying to send an email? Think your ICQ is private? LOL, it’s government spyware!
And don’t get me started on the mods here. I see you silencing REAL posts about how the UN is behind all this. Keep banning me, I’ll be back! They wanna control speech before the big RESET. Mark my words, the internet will be a corporate mall by 2005, and y’all will pay just to read THIS.
P.S. If this post vanishes, you know why. I SEE YOU, MODS!
Should be Askjeeves.com
I honestly had no idea it still existed!
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.
DUMBLEDORE!
LOL I CANT BELIEB HOW DUM U ALL R LOL
BRB UR MOM IS CALLING ME AGAIN LOL
METALICA!!!1
WELCOME!
You’ve got Mail!
AT OK ATDT 555-1013 DIALING CONNECT 14400
Crap, this is not the BBS I wanted to call… welp, might as well put something on the wall.
Greetings to the older folk on Lemmy!! :-)
Fourteen forty? You ballin! My 4800 baud ain’t got shit on you!
(I can still hear the different connection handshakes)
You mean dubstep progenitors?
I still have a Hayes Smartmodem 1200 here. Aluminum case and all. It’s a work of art.
A useless work of art. But still…
I had to get rid of my US Robotics (freshly rebranded from… I can’t remember?) 56k when I moved last time. Part of my soul was left with that modem.
This modem:
Maybe just as a flex, most times I tried connecting at 14400 it’d drop the call. Probably that’s why I don’t go for the greatest and latest tech purchases since then
Huh… TIL it was cooking itself lol
30 years late info
How is babby formed?
I , | l
I I , | _
God. Fucking. Damn it.
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Badger badger badger mushroom mushroom
African snaaaaake
I always thought it was “and here comes snake” lol
According to someone in the internet here are the full lyrics:
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger; mushroom mushroom; Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom! A badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger; mushroom mushroom; A badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, African snake! Snake! Snake! Oooh, it’s a snake! Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger; mushroom mushroom