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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

it’s hard being a twisted fucking cycle path

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it’s hard being a twisted fucking cycle path

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • smokebuddy [he/him]@lemmy.today
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    There’s been a Toronto area bike store chain called The Cyclepath for forever, pretty good name

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    Unless… maybe… he WASN’T???😅

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      *Hears chainsaw noises in the background

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    “What a tweest!”

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      Robot chicken!

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    I’m hard of hearing as well. Good times.

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    bike polar disorder.

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    #knowthesigns

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    Maybe that other guy had his own “Oh no what have I done” moment when he thought harder about why the person next to him on the bus was being weird about cycle paths.

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    “How to wreck a nice beach”

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    'scuse me, while I kiss this guy!

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    I like how I know this story didn’t happen anywhere close to me since: no one calls them “cycle paths”, we hardly have any “bike lanes” anyway, and we definitely don’t have any trains to ride while discussing biking.

    Now, if this had been a story about guns, trucks, and psychopaths, it would have been very relatable.

    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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      They’re “cycle paths” in some places.

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