Great cross post for !sideoftheroad@possumpat.io
Bury that shit, have you learned nothin? There isn’t even a console, meaning people can can dial in and we can’t dial out.
It’s ok, it’s in Ohio. They can barely read English, let alone Ancient.
Edit: You downvoters don’t understand. I’m in Indiana so I’m allowed to say that. I don’t make the rules, I just obey them.
You want Goa’uld? This is how you get Goa’uld.
Prove to me we already don’t. Have you seen the news!
Aw dang. You got a point…
As someone also in Indiana, I’m surprised there’s not a line of people just waiting on someone to dial in so they can just sprint through to wherever to get out of Ohio.
…not that Indiana is much better.
Oh Indiana is awful and no one should come here.
But I’m still allowed to shit on Ohio due to my being a Hoosier.
Indiana: At least we’re not Ohio!
Can we just get a pair of signs at the border? “Welcome to Indiana/Ohio! At least we’re not Ohio/Indiana”
And while we’re at it let’s get Defiance Ohio a sign clarifying that they aren’t the punk band of the same name.
As a Hoosier who also did some schooling in Ohio, I would contribute to the fund for these signs.
And as a buckeye who did some growing up in indiana I would help put them up so long as I don’t have to spend any time in Indiana that isn’t on my way to Chicago.
I’d be pissed if I understood what you were saying
Ashland is really snooty so they probably can read.
Good, now get me off this planet.
Now all we need is a DHD, a MALP, and a power source, and we’re in business.
And a Sgt Harriman for good measure.
Stargate is real
Always has been.
Next time I’m headed home, I’ll plan an explosion such that I can jump my wormhole over to Ohio.
A little irresponsible leaving it unguarded with the iris open.
Name one system lord that would have any use for Ohio…
JD Vance does wear a suspicious amount of eyeliner….
Fuck me how did I never even consider the guy who fucks couches might be a tape worm driving a people suit. Did RFK Jr know too much? Did the worms really eat his brain??
What if I told you to take a good long look at the entire republican party, and ask you to give me a single compelling arguement that these people are actually people?
What if I told you to take a good long look at the entire republican party, and ask you to give me a single compelling arguement that these people are actually people?
I thought they were the ones dehumanising their opponents?
People don’t need to provide a compelling argument that they’re people, even if you don’t like them.
Casualties are to be expected.
Wasn’t the iris something the military built after relocating the gate? If so maybe it was never found before. I mean it is in Ohio…
Yep. The iris is an SGC addition to the gate
Ah its fine, the put it upside down so anyone who attempts to use it falls on their head!
It looks like it’s missing the symbols. Probably out of service.
Finally. A reason to go-to Ohio!
I’m fucking leaving this shit hole, deuces!
Says someone who’s never been to Ohio before. Their state motto is “abandon hope all ye who enter here”
I thought our state motto was “HA HA! You got stuck in Ohio!”
Ohio has drive-through liquor stores. As in a place where you drive into a little carport, stay in your car, they bring the booze to you, you pay, and drive off.
That should tell you a lot right there.
It may still not be a good enough reason to go to Ohio. Because before you go to another planet, you’ll still have been to Ohio.
“Moooom, I want a real stargate!”
“We have a stargate at home”:
Indeed.
But are we sure that’s a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?
Its location doesn’t look instantaneously like a place in or even around Vancouver, BC.
Uhhhhhhh, it’s not. It’s Ashland Ohio. It’s not even the same country.
Here I go trying to explain my joke: The joke is that Stargates can only exist in or around Vancouver, because near enough the entirety of all Stargate TV series was filmed there.
But are we sure that’s a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?
No.
With God All Things Are Possible, So now they are trying to lure aliens?
It’s been active and open for decades, but no one has ever arrived through it.
Cause it leads to just outside Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.The possum Homeworld
Ugh don’t you hate it when an active connection blocks the use of the stargate network for everyone.
Truly a 90s moment.
The worst stargate.
Ohio, a state so miserable even the Goa’uld aren’t interested.
Whoever built this is just plain awesome, period.
