Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.
aight fellas, if you want to get into sounding, do not and i repeat do not just insert random objects down your pee hole.
buy a proper sounding kit, either smooth metal or silicone rods will do, and it is often recommended to also use sterile lubricant with them. remember to sterilize those rods too.
Speaking of which
I too am a connoisseur of urinary tract infections. /s
No, no no no no!
Not posting this was free.
For everything else, there’s MasterCard
Yeah, try sliding your Mastercard into your urethra.
Why?
Hotel? Trivago
Not this again
*in church
Actual strawman just dropped
This ain’t a shitpost. It’s a pisspost.
I sure miss 5 seconds ago when I haven’t seen this post yet
Make me remember to gift you a catheter bag for Christmas. You’ll see how great it is: a straw and diaper all in one!
I remember when I learned what sounding is.
I fondly remember a time period before that.
That was today for me
My condolences.
Oh how I wish it made beautiful
cellodouble bass sounds.Instead my sounds exactly like I’m playing a soda cup with that plastic lid.
What kind of straw? Bamboo, stainless steel, glass, silicon, sugarcane, paper, wheat, pasta, plastic, or maybe crazy straw?.. I am curious.
bamboo, maximise the splinters, ribed for his pleasure.
Don’t forget that it’s just as much about technique as it is about the instrument(s).
That is a cello, it’s Yo-yo Ma in the picture.
Excuse me while I go bleach my eye holes.