Because the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.
But like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.
Farts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them
Finally someone with a science based explanation
Likely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.
Sorry buddy but swim underwater with a deflated balloon and you get a deflated balloon… Not a poopflated kernel.
TIL I’m corn because I’m full of shit
If that’s true, I’m an entire cob.
Well, you’re certainly not a logician
“Scoop some poop,… for science!”
you’re supposed to chew 30 times, but who has time for that
It hurts when i shit corn but it won’t stop me from eating it. real good shit.
“Corn? When did I eats corn?”
This is the most alarming experience. Especially in the middle of winter when fewer things have corn readily included
Most people dont chew more than 2-3 times so its kinda expected that stuff goes down unchewed
Disclaimer, I have dysphagia, so this isn’t meant to be the average person’s experience, but… I was eating when I read this and counted how many times I chewed when I took a bite until I felt comfortable swallowing and it was 47. You’re telling me normal people can chew as low as 2 times? Astounding.
I’m in the zero to ten camp for most foods, but right there with you at 47 for fatty meat of any kind. It feels disgusting in my mouth and to swallow it without gagging I need to basically cut it up with my incisors into smaller and smaller pieces until the texture disappears.
Is this bad? Maybe I have it because I’m similar.
Fortunately, I think you’d probably notice if you did. Makes it hella hard to swallow stuff unless you pulverize it to a paste. In my case, some days I can’t even swallow things as simple as applesauce and have to just drink high calorie liquids.
Edit: After seeing the rest of your comments in this thread… Yeah, sounds like dysphagia. Dysphagia is a symptom though, not the condition itself. If you’ve got it, something deeper is wrong. In my case it’s likely nerve damage and allergies together.
I compulsively chew at least 11 times in a vain attempt to diminish my obesity. My lack of a sizable beer gut(versus most of my peers) shows promise, nevermind that I basically don’t drink, but I assure you, the corn does not care.
Is this true? I chew for a few minutes before swallowing normally, find it difficult to swallow otherwise.
A few minutes per bite?!?
Bros gonna starve in the middle of eating
I eat slow.
I don’t even know how you keep the food in your mouth chewing that long. After a minute most of it has managed to make it’s way to my throat without any effort by me to get it there.
Yeah, I never really actively swallow, it’s too painful, I just wait for the food to slide down.
You should ask about getting a swallowing study done to find out what’s going on because that isn’t normal. It might be an esophageal stricture or spasm that can be fixed.
It’s probably just that I have a small mouth and throat.
That sounds concerning… are you alright?
They say that’s how the inventor of the machine gun had his eureka!
If you really want to discover something crazy, swallow some raisins whole.
Do they come out as grapes
God I hope they re-hydrate and come out plump and poo water filled
Pop 'em right back in your mouth for a juicy treat!
At least find an uncensored version. Jesus. So dumb.
What were these books called?
This one appears to be called “I Guess I’ll Just Go Fuck Myself: Thanks for Nothing, Dickbag McShitstain.” Hope this helps!
little critter. i had a video game of one of the books i used to play the shit out of as a kid.
Just Grandma and Me where they go to the beach? I had that one and now my kid plays the shit out of it too.
I auto downvote anything with fucking censorship
It has like 2 pixels of white on the u, I had to scroll back up to know what you were talking about.
That’s more like it
You have great reaction memes, and I’m shamelessly harvesting them.
https://sh.itjust.works/post/29385078
Edit: Also just so you know, your downvotes on 196 are just a shout into the void, considering blahaj has them disabled <3
your boos mean nothing! I’ve see what makes you cheer
You do understand this is done on purpose for reactions like yours?
This censorship is so weak that I honestly think it’s parody at this point.
The T-1000 variant
