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By licking off the topping and sauce. The base gets reused for new pizza.
Blocked and reported for putting that disgusting image in my head! Ok jk but I think you win the thread
knife + fork + stacked slices, as Donald Trump was called out for on The Daily Show 17 years ago
Uncut, center out from the bottom.
Or
Roll into a cone, bite out the center from the bottom, suck the toppings and sauce through the bottom like a waffle cone, discard the crust.
Nah, roll it into a cone with the topings on the outside and try to suck the crust though the topings.
Please do that in the line to vote, so people feel more confident in how competent the electorate is.
Dammit. Now I gotta do this to fuck with my kid
It’s good to build distrust and topics of discussion for therapy as early as possible.
You take it out of the oven, cut a slice as fast as you can and immediately bite down on it, holding it in your mouth until the cheese has completely fused with the roof of your mouth.
Underwater
slapping your face into the middle of the pie and sucking like a dyson
Spiral sliced and slurped as one giant noodle.
Came here to post this. He had to have been trolling.
That was pizza hut’s ad campaign for stuffed crust pizza.
…not eating it. And if you dislike pizza you get a vip seat in hell
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Turn it into a curry.
Tikka marsala pizza sounds pretty damn good
Eat the crust, leave the rest.
Putting pineapple on it
I fused Italian and Japanese cuisines 😁
ITT: there is evil in all of us.
Turned into a slurry and then administered as an enema.
Pizza Slurry Enema
nice band name