You need Windows ME for that.
Vista also sucks pretty hard.
Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.
I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.
I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.
Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.
If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn’t have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.
All of our testing cells at work run Oracle!
I don’t know much about it though.
They actually have an oracle cloud too. It’s used by some companies… And it’s awful.
It’s used by Tony fucking Stark.
I mean, I can suspend disbelief that he is Iron Man and has futuristic fights with aliens
But I cannot believe that same man uses fucking Oracle Cloud.
They want to clean the carpet, not lose the house.
Joe Linux
Linux who?
Joe Mama Linux
Joe Linux momma
wubuntu
I’d say Manjaro but they’d probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.
Debian.
I mean, just look at the logo!
I want to install Linux on a Vacuum cleaner, which sucks the most?
Nix-OS. Nix translates to “nichts” in german, which translates to “nothing” in english. A vacuum creates sucktion force.
Also I get endless error messages sometimes, when I run
nixos rebuild switch --upgrade, that sucks in a metaphorical sense, I need to modify the versions of programs I install.NixOS does suck me into the occasional rabbit hole - nothing like Gentoo years ago though!
Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?
Void has a really badass name.
Kali Linux. All the kids talk about it. All the kids want to be with it.
TempleOS
Be careful to not store any water in there
Hannah Montana Linux.
Actual: ChromeOS or Android
Snobby: Ubuntu with Unity
Android is far the best Linux, especially with security and usability
Stock android doesn’t even have a phone app. I’d say GrapheneOS is the best android. And good OK Debian is the best Linux (I don’t have the bandwidth for arch btw)
That’s why android is good. I use a vanilla AOSP
I think ChromeOS is shitty at being linux but perfect for what it’s trying to be. I would hate using it but for 80% of people they probably genuinely don’t need more than a cheapo chrome book and for that it’s great.
All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.
Hannah Montana Linux is the past, RebeccaBlackOS is the future!!
This is the only universal truth any Linux user intuitively knows in their heart.
TempleOS is the one TRUE OS
TempleOS is God’s chosen OS, but I don’t live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.
But it isn’t Linux.
Anything with systemd :)
After spending a bit of time today debugging a systemd issue I can start to sympathise with this. Not come across or really looked for viable alternatives that aren’t just a return to random bash init scripts though.
Void
Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo–
… My vacuum actually does run Linux.
!It’s a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn’t need internet access!<
There are dozens of us! Mine is a Dreame D9 with a custom GLaDOS voice pack that I can change by updating a CVS file.
And suddenly I need a vacuum robot!
Also got GLaDOS on my Z10 Pro!
Love Valetudo - it integrates so well with HA and is entirely local.
Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90’s
If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn’t suck, it’ll be a vacuum cleaner.
Your dad is a great dadjoker!
You’ve just sent me down another rabbit hole. Thanks man…
This actually looks cool with several robots being supported
If you want a smart vacuum but don’t want to lose your privacy or be reliant on a cloud service, Valetudo is the way to go.
