Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume
All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside
Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He’s not going to like it, but what he’s trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there
Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?
Can’t he just afford liposuction? He looks absurd.
most men store fat around their guts aka visceral fat which you can’t suck out instead of subcutaneous fat which is under the skin outside of your muscles and guts which you can suck out
Man this is really smart comment and I was on board till I realized we’ve seen this man without a shirt. That is indeed his real shape.
Yeah I always forget that he’s just kinda shaped like a fat guy in a girdle several sizes too small. He probably wasn’t always that shape. This seems to be the masculine version of spherical boobs
Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.
Too much HGH
Is he on hrt?
Probably actually. He seems the type to take unnecessary extra testosterone
Sorta getting Dale Gribble vibes.
Did he shop at the kid’s isle?
*aisle, fyi.
Nah, he’s definitely been to Epstein’s Island
That girdle working overtime
It’s made out of the same material as the Cybertruck.
It does however, make the target easier to hit
This is a clearly user of protection vest…
No, he really is shaped like that
That may be, but it does kinda seem like there’s some hard, straight lines under his shirt. Maybe he swallowed a protection vest?
To be clear, this theory doesn’t invalidate what you said.
He’s too curvy to be a super fx chip render.
He looks like he takes HGH and doesn’t work out
Bingo. I’m surprised more people aren’t calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of “youth drugs” and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who’s ties and suits don’t fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.
“My Doge. My White House. My Dune.”
Really hope he has a severe aneurysm soon
He is also high as fuck at this event, dragging of his kids around.
Oh that’s good! He’s gonna not last long.
Someone’s gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.
Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s
Just shedding his old skin.
But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.
Possible that he has body doubles. Really though cameras are just fucking weird
Yeah he’s rarely filmed from the side with normal lighting when he’s presenting on stage. He’s also wearing coats in press conferences to hide his body, just like his pet president does.
Maybe a corset when on stage?
Hope it’s not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.
Baldness is something males experience so much more then females that it’s considered sexist to point it out to a male. But having hair seems to be a lot more universal. Would categorize that more under human affirming care 🤣 which you know, he would still need because he is a lizard.
Doesnt look like a bulletproof vest either. Surprised he goes out without one.
It’s possible he has bas posture or just thinks over extending his torso and thrusting his rib cage out makes him look good because that’s what it looks like to me
He’s still a fat fucking idiot though
He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.
Ohgawd he saw Liefeld’s Captain America and said “I want that.”
