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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • metaStatic@kbin.earth
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    3 months ago

    I used to be young and poor, now after many years of hard work I am no longer young.

  • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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    In this economy? Do you know how much a headstone costs!?

    • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3 months ago

      a stone? Like 14 pounds. That’s not too expensive, right?

  • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
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    My girlfriend’s mum always asks what we’re gonna do with all the money we save. I just tell her we’re gonna have a huge, gold casket

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Every time I work a job really hard, I constantly get called into HR for sexual harassment. I don’t even know how it’s harassment to just have a boner 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • raver@lemmy.rimkus.it
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    3 months ago

    So true

  • jared@mander.xyz
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    3 months ago

    Building your own coffin.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    Yeah, people really do remember you if you constantly have a raging boner at work.

    (It’s not over work, I swear! That is sucking on my feeble remnants of a soul, not my dick.)

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