Megan Bennett Finger
Central Washington UniversityMs. Finger,
Per your request, we have converted your email address to our alternate format: [Surname][Middle Initial]Last (to denote the spelled-out name)[First 2 letters of forename]. Your new email address is now fingerblastme@cwu.edu and your case is now closed.
Thank you,
CWU SupportFinger bang bang into your life!
Seriously though, my experience with requesting a name change from the university IT dept. has been very positive.
I love this
This scheme makes almost every username sound awful. They new what they were doing.
I read that as @uwu
:3
My wife’s name sounds like Annette Alonso (not her real name - this one is made up) , and her new employer had standardised emails the first two letters from the first name and the first two letters from last name. You bet she was furious with anal@company.com, given that she was going to be working with clients. She ultimately got it changed to anna@company.com
I think “anal@company.com” is pretty unique and easy to remember.
- Best Regards, Tiriakos Tsoprano
Wow, the kid named finger
RIP her inbox.
Gosh, I would have never figured this out without the giant useless red line!
“I don’t understand, that user keeps asking me to fix their email, and they’re more angry each time!”
As Nikita Grigorev, I was given an allcaps username made out of first two letters of my name and two letters of surname. I complained, but I was told that the process is a process. They changed for the ANAL guy before, but not for me. So I was called basically a slur for two years
When I worked for my university’s Student Computing department, usernames were all “up to 7 characters from surname + the first letter of their given name.” So there were plenty of stories about bad usernames that the admins would have to fix.
The best one for me, personally, was when I helped a student out whose surname was Takashi and his first name started with a T.
It didn’t help that no one at Oregon State considered the ‘www’ when they chose the school’s first domain name. So that turned into takashit@www.orst.edu
Edit to add: This was in the mid-90s. That was that guy’s first and (at the time) only email address.
That does indeed sound like the wwworst administration.
You can’t make this shit up.
Oregano State used “www” in their email domain? I totally buy it, but in the “what kinda non tech manager decided on that” kinda way
By the end of the first term, www.orst.edu became ‘osu.orst.edu’ (www still worked, but nothing linked to it). Then over the summer everything was changed to oregonstate.edu.
Ohio, Oregon, and Oklahoma are gonna have to brawl over who gets the OSU name someday.
how else would you know that they’re the wwworst?
I worked at a place a decade ago where I worked with schools in my country. An admin at a school called; her name was Barbara. Her last name was, and I’m not making this up, “Adcock”.
Her E-mail was “badcock@school”
I couldn’t help but to think “what if her name was Rachel? Or Deborah? Or Sandra?”
Or Hannah
Or Mary!
Or Louise
Thank you for the arrow I would’ve never guess myself
Worked at a company where emails were first initial then last name. So there was a guy named Shawn Lutz so his email was SLutz@email.com
It seemed I was the only one really aware of that since he almost never sent emails
Best one I got is c. ries, cries@company.com lol
I had a P. Hart who was stuck with phart@company
We had a slutski here, too 😂
I know how to fix this, just had the 3rd letter of her first name.
Reminds me of Education Queensland’s approach to creating usernames. First letter of the first name, first four letters of the surname. Followed by a sequential number.
I nearly lost it when I saw a staff member by the name of something like Sharon Laverton (names slightly anonymised, but odds are someone else by that name exists) have an email that not only started
slave
, but also ended with a number for that final dehumanising touch.slave384@eq.edu.au
.It even tells people where they can do it!