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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

An American delicacy

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An American delicacy

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • Mac@mander.xyz
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    2 months ago

    Dont worry babe, you’re mistaken: i slaughtered the first one and this was the one from the fridge we were planning to save for later.
    …We’re not anymore, btw.

  • redlemace@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    And suddenly the last two months make (some) sense

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      I would eat this whole thing if it would undo the Trump presidency.

      • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        Same

      • redlemace@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        Taking one for the team. Much appreciated ! If it had those powers you’d receive much help & support. Hell, I even think people will fight you for it!

      • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
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        I would eat this whole thing if it would undo feeling like absolute garbage when I’m done.

  • CircaV@lemmy.ca
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    This is the height of the American palate. JFC they cook with cheetos, processed “cheese” and sprite FFS.

    • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      Incorrect. This is just memes.

      Also, processed cheese is simply cheese with emulsifiers added to it.

      Unless you’re talking specifically about Kraft “cheese product” singles.

  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    i would me more American if it had pickles instead of olives

  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    TIHI

  • Sundray@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2 months ago

    American delicacy

    travesty

  • huquad@lemmy.ml
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    You and your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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    I just can’t, I had hot dog balogna cake for breakfast lunch and dinner every day this year

    Enough’s enough

  • Gigameister@lemmy.world
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    Bro this made me sick from just looking at it…

  • pewpew@feddit.it
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    2 months ago

    Don’t touch Bologna

  • FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today
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    Gross. Those hotdogs need to be grilled first.

  • SuluBeddu@feddit.it
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    2 months ago

    The random use of Italian words

    Behold, my new Savona Patty. Then, have some Bellissimo Salad. Would you like some Grazie topping, perhaps a Fortuna sauce?

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    2 months ago

    Sometimes I see things on the internet that make me wish I was dead.

    Right now is one of those times.

    • Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org
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      This looks like one of those crazy old-timey recipes from the 50s/60s that you would see in a magazine.

      The only thing missing is the whole thing being encased in green Jell-O.

      • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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        You’re making this worse

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          Okay, now imagine, like OP said in another comment: would you eat this entire thing if doing so undid 47’s presidency?

          • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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            2 months ago

            I’d eat two of them

      • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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        My dad would fondly recall dinners of cubed spam mixed into cream cheese. I never looked at my grandmother the same after that.

        • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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          Don’t blame them. They went through the Great Depression and WWII. They’ve known scarcity like we have no concept of (…yet?).

    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      I just got over a stomach flu and my appetite was juuuuuuuuust starting to come back.

      Not anymore.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      2 months ago

      Glad I could assist!

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