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  • azi@mander.xyz
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    9 months ago

    nah biology discoveries are always like “we thought this lesser spotted derpy pig didn’t have big enough spots. turns out it’s a new species” or “this protein turns out to be less curly and more squiggly when the fruit flies are having a lot of sex”

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        It’s a new tree or amphibian in the Amazon or a new cosmic horror in the deep ocean.

        Most life isn’t trying to prey on the handful of species we directly rely on or us

  • Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    9 months ago

    Me accidentally creating a novel nerve agent stronger than any known to man—all without gloves or a fume hood :3

  • Malgas@beehaw.org
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    9 months ago

    Just to note: Marie Curie’s lab books cannot be handled without protective gear and are stored in lead containment boxes because of all the new chemistry she discovered.

  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    Always go with a flamethrower.

    You don’t want to get caught with inadequate firepower against an unknown species. Fire is the great equalizer.

    • Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      9 months ago

      Unless the thing you unearthed from the 15 thousands year old underground piece of ice from the north pole is a microscopic parasite that take months to show any symptoms and turn you into a zombie to spread. Then your just patient zero and we’re fucked as a specie.