spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.message-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square12linkfedilink
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoIf that’s the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
minus-squareGoatTnder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoScritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
If that’s the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
Scritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
A flexible stick made of silicone