It’s the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.
Hopefully unlubed.
The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.
Found moist critical’s lemmy account
Ah, I see they’re catering to my ex’s needs. I’m glad someone is!
Now that’s a big load!
Reminds me of Sammy Snake from Phoenix Nights.
That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
BREAKING: “Dr.Evil is suing Jeff Bezos for IP infringement. Dr.Evil gives statement on the matter. - “What’s next freaking lasers on freaking sharks!?”” More at 11pm.
Dr. Evil demands compensation of
Jeff Bezos is just Dr. Evil without the education.
assuming it doesn’t just blow its load all over the Caribbean
No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
Ah, -screte/-screet. Motherfucker.
Skeet
Stolen from the Celina 52 truck stop facebook page.
Your mom been on Amazon again?
Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you
🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin’ dong 🎶
Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!
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Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail’s here!
Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
yep, double tap recommended at a gas station
