This is some serious THE_PACK vibes
Those are war corgis.
I myself have a battle Pug. Come and pet it, Harkkonen.
wargies?
What if someone threatens his corgis tho
Dude I’ll jump in to protect the corgis
You’ve never met a corgi huh? They don’t need help they’ll nip the shit out of people they like and downright attack people they don’t. The queen had literal warnings provided to people who entered her residence because they bit so many worlds leaders.
Don’t forget for one second just because I’m not a graphic designer doesn’t mean I don’t get constantly told I fucked up centered justification.
I couldn’t imagine wearing something like this. Honestly, shirts that say anything are kind of out there for me.
It’s like a car covered with bumper stickers. It’s mental illness. Unhealthy fear and rage leaking out around the edges and corrupting the facade of decency.
So what are we looking at for your wardrobe? Pictures only? Plain colors? Maybe like tie dye?
I’m with him. My buddy calls me a cartoon character because I wear the same outfit everyday. I have multiple pairs of it though.
Black t-shirts (mostly), some other earth tones. All solid.
I’m all for comfort and making shit easy.
I too have autism /s
That would explain why I hate loud noise and love choo choo trains.
There are dozens of us; I’ve even added a couple of plain grey tee’s, and a navy blue one (that almost looks black)
When I first started seeing my now-spouse, she commented that she thought it would be nice if I added some flavor to my wardrobe that wasn’t black tee shirts with optional band/sportsball/nerd printing. So I gradually added some colors, but quickly realized that the brighter the shirt, the worse it looked on my fat gut. And it became tedious trying to find desaturated or earth tones in casual clothing (especially polos for work).
I eventually gave up and just started buying cheap black tees in bulk every few years, oversized so I could throw them in the dryer instead of hang drying them like I’d been doing for years to preserve the prints etc. The spoons set aside for wardrobe choices were better allotted elsewhere.
Are you me?
There’s that possibly apocryphal story in The Fly reboot with Jeff Goldblum about how Einstein had like seven identical sets of clothes so he didn’t have to waste effort on deciding what to wear.
Earth tone plain button ups and jeans, loafers.
But, I can’t think what would possess anyone to wear something vaguely threatening to the general population.
Like do they look themselves in the mirror and think: decent?
…I need to up my tie dye game.
Not op but pretty much everything I wear is just a plain color clothing item that looks ok and feels comfortable/fits well. It’s cool to focus on fashion, but for me that ends if you’re covering yourself in industry brands, supporting fast fashion/dumb luxury, or placing people above or below each other based on the perceived value of the cloth and metal they choose to wrap themselves in
Mines mostly plain color shirts. Some plaid. I have a few graphic tshirts from when I was younger and that people bought me when they were on vacation. Not really a fan of wearing those around though.
This reminds me of a buddy I used to have. He wore jackets exactly like this and even had two little dogs. He was a Vietnam vet and did, in fact, kill a whole bunch of people during the war. Something he never forgave himself for.
One time I asked him what that was like. He thought for a minute and said, “When you have your weapon trained on someone, for a split second you have the power of God in your hands. You get to decide if that person lives or dies. Nobody should have that kind of power.”
He was a character but a good dude overall.
These are the same people who own a big lifted truck and then put a giant sticker on the window that says “CHEVY” just in case you or they forgot what they are driving.
And Calvin pissing on a Chevy logo
I like the message the Calvin sticker sends: “I am childish but have an old man’s bladder.”
Some version of a window-wide US flag with the angry eagle, a Gadsden snake sticker, a gun maker sticker, an AR silhouette variant sticker with a juvenile anti-lib slogan like “my AR says fuck your lib tears” and of course the NRA sticker and a military service branch sticker.
That and or a quote from the Bible or the constitution.
Yeah, the excerpt in period script that says “We the People…” and nothing else. Pretty much all they know of the constitution anyway besides the 2nd Amendment.
Saying they know the second amendment is giving undue credit.
Their only interpretation of the 2nd is “the constitution says I get to have an arsenal and nobody can do anything about it.”
If you get a “smart one” they start spouting off supreme court and other rulings that went in their favor, and if faced with the argument that the Founding Fathers could not and would not ever have conceived of millions of guns in private hands with people having arsenals of weapons capable of modern day destruction - and especially if the Founders had been faced with school, workplace, or other random massacres - they would not have so vaguely worded the 2nd Amendment. Then they just say “well the constitution says I can, so eat it.”
They’re perfectly happy to let society pay for their hobby.
Yep I see that a lot in my town. But usually it will say “we the people” and then they will add “have had enough!” I see lot of pledge of allegiance and a few 10 commandments too. It’s also funny because there is someone who lives on my street with political opinions on there truck dick riding Donny then they have “kill all pedos” sticker.
Maybe that’s why Ford does what they do, to boost ego.
I’LL CRANK MY HOG TO THIS, BROTHER, AROOOO
So many assholes in photo
Gravy Seal. Proclaiming what a badass he is but probably starts wheezing just making it to the table from the Cracker Barrel parking lot.
Honestly this could be self aware satire.
That protruding blob on the back of his neck isn’t fat, it’s actually a bonus concealed weapon slot.
Peak American cringe
Just because I have COPD doesn’t mean I won’t shit on your floor.
I need this on a shirt
Yes! And have the Statue of Liberty holding an AR.
“Just because I have COPD doesn’t mean I won’t shit on your floor.”
Dude in the Gravy Seals
Meal team 6, specially
