Sploosh
Ouuuuh, look at those knees you slut
But no bare ankles, sadly. :(
are you the person making the schools dress code?!
Cis guy but damn gimme that hot dog sir.
Why would it matter if you’re cis?
meant cishet but that sex machine got me going and I forgor
if that’s the sluttiest outfit you got, y’all gotta step up your game. I don’t think I can grill safely in the sluttiest outfit I’ve got.
Hey! Where’d you get that picture of me?!?
Mom shared it
Your mom shares pics of her lovers??? Tell her she’s not allowed to share my pic! 😡
All I can focus on is the fact that BBQ is right up against the side of the house…
My mom melted the siding on our house like that once. The whole wall was wavy, like some fun house.
Someone set my neighbor’s shed on fire. Our garage that was some distance away was also like that. It really put some perspective on how hot a house fire can get.
It’s asbestos siding, absolutely nothing to worry about!
Asbestolotley nothing
If I ever start a nihilistic cult, I’m totally gonna name it this!
To the right of the grill, so much melted siding lol
That’s a nice grill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbH3dB1UCjE
I just hit 40 and not gonna lie that looks comfy as fuck. Time to put away the 30 year old dude clothes
Dirty stache… Would
I can’t take him seriously if he’s not wearing sandals and socks.
Fucker probably uses a meat thermometer.
BLACK socks.
90s dad or gen Z dude?
Okay, let’s turn this shipost into a brainstorming session: what would be socially accepted “slutty outfits” for men, both straight and gay?
I feel like our fashion choices are limited to tank tops, shorts and if you feel fancy, half open shirts.
Hoochie daddy shorts. Mid thigh at the longest.
Obviously fake, no mullet.
Dude actually looks like he could pull off short 80s jean shorts if he tried.
gotta be careful with jorts though.
Do the ladies like this?
This has to be a generational difference but the unopposed moustache screams gay to me, because when I was a young adult only my gay friends had that style. I cannot shake the association. It seems like it started with some guys being ironic then got picked up by the mainstream.
Can’t wait for the shorts that are actual shorts to come back too, I’m tired of men passing off culottes as shorts. If they are longer than your knees they aren’t shorts. They are mediums or something but if they are not short, they aren’t shorts.
So a no from me.