They literally made his private security US Marshalls

So, Morse-code but fucking and using low powered cellular signals. I get it. Brilliant

The more you guys say “Linux is the future”, the more money I make as a winadmin. Please continue 😗

No, I’m positive universal monk has no friends

All of universal monk’s alts got deleted

Haters will say…

That this is spam?

Why wouldn’t they just wear stylish hats?

My mistake

You’re at the mercy of whoever’s running the endpoint

He was a huge fan?