As soon as I found out he wouldn’t be called Pope Bob he was dead to me.

What do you mean by “American style”?

Aeropress is the best coffee invention in the last 50 years, fight me.

That’s disgusting. I prefer my religious porn to be lesbian nuns, thank you very much.

Is Natalie Portman single? Follow up: Does Natalie Portman have low standards? I’ll have a couple dozen more depending on the search results of this one.