You’ve died many times, you just don’t remember respawning.
You’ve died many times, you just don’t remember respawning.
That’s thousands of dollars worth of knives!
The internet is a lot less valuable than it was even just a couple of years ago. It’s considerably less valuable than ten years ago. That said, given your username and the laundry list in another comment, I’m going to vote “the problem is both A and B”. Seek help for B. Go outside more for A and B.
Those too.
Most lawn mowers are 4-stroke.
You’re supposed to replace the filter at the same time.
This is my strategy. I’ve never done any maintenance on any of my mowers except for sharpening the blade, and they still run for around 10 years.
The mowers are fine, it’s the weedwackers that are the problem.
After spending several hours on Saturdays doing yardwork I didn’t enjoy doing for years on end, I finally hired a gardener. Now I get to spend that time doing yardwork I do enjoy, like making landscaping improvements, or gardening.
But you will have to buy $1000 worth of batteries if you have a large yard.
Too hard! I just use it until it explodes. Still lasts about 10 years.
…fight to the death
That red text on a blue background is atrocious.
If only there were devices capable of performing math. This sign is stupid as fuck, and so is whoever made it.
Yes he choked. And your childhood puppy went to live on a farm.
Or several different types of Thai sauces, as long as you get the stuff without added sugar.
Neato! Are they like regular corgis, but just grey?
Cute pupper. He does look quite different than the posted dog though. Is it the same breed?
One thing I don’t understand about quantum immortality is what happens when you die of old age? We don’t have 3000 year old people on the planet. Eventually you’re going to permanently die. Right?