Chemistry in my ass.

That comment is correct on so many levels…

How many times until they catch the cocksuckers that keep stealing them then?

At 44, I’m pretty sure it’s been stolen ten times.

Or better yet, unfuck the system that requires us to have the damned things?

Fortune favors the bold.

It was written in a graduation card from my grandfather.

Thanks I hate it.

I usually just respond “I’m a sustainer”.