I wasted untold hours on the old quickmeme site.

Serious question: If I get hit by one of these death machines, who can I (or my next-of-kin) sue? Has that been established in court?

Alternately, take an Uber so you can leave when you want and drink as much as you need.

Do no evil.

Thanks! I’ll have to give that a try.

“Do you want to import your settings from your previous browser?”

“Do you want to make Chrome your default browser?”

“Are you sure?”

FUCK OFF, I’M ONLY USING THIS STUPID PROGRAM BECAUSE MY ASSHOLE UTILITY COMPANY’S WEBSITE DOESN’T WORK WITH FIREFOX

This hits me where I live.

Wouldn’t it have been better for them to wait until cars were fully self-driving? I suspect they were just trend-chasing.

Thank you!

(Though, to be fair, I’m not sure how much they deserve to be thanked for undoing a change that should never have been made in the first place.)

It’s like every company that wasn’t complete shit just suddenly decided to…go to complete shit.

Coming soon to a Truth Social post near you:

“He the people…”

You mean to tell me that I DON’T need an AI-powered faucet?

I know this has nothing to do with my home computer, but this just further affirms my decision to switch to Linux earlier this year.

Those were very interesting reads! Thanks for sharing.

“After all, a lot of sensitive data can be accessed via the web browser — including emails, work files, and even banking details — so Google must place a safeguard around Project Jarvis and its future developments to ensure that it doesn’t unnecessarily access your private information.”

Narrator: They did NOT place any safeguards around the project.

The sad thing is that most people won’t even give a damn.

This is why I never bought a domain. Can’t give up on your dreams if you never pursued them in the first place!

Good for them! Hopefully this leads to a stronger labor movement nationwide.

I live in a “first past the post” country that forces a two-party system and penalizes voting your conscience unless it aligns with one of those parties. While there may be flaws in Ranked Choice Voting that could emerge in fringe cases, it is so obviously superior to our current system that it is hard for me to worry too much about the nuance of how it might not be 100% perfect 100% of the time. Any (democratic) system is better than what we have now.

I look forward to the day when my refrigerator stops working because the company went bankrupt, or because their server was down.