DudeImMacGyver

I once worked at a place like this. An exec insisted on making this elaborate video wall room at great cost so we could "keep an eye on things’ but after tons of money, effort, and time having contractors try to make it work (even though we literally had TWO in house teams that are AV experts), it got torn down!

It was a mess from start to finish and cost tens of thousands of dollars if not more. Even during the times everything WAS working, people staffing it mostly didn’t use it because the screens were all highly visible to anyone walking by regardless of what they were authorized to see or do. “War room” staffers had to use their laptops anyways because of some of the information displayed, which also meant they had to sit facing AWAY from the big expensive screen array or people walking by could see THEIR laptop screens.

The whole room pretty much existed solely for this one exec to try and impress people, he would walk them by or into this room and say something like, “This is where it all happens!” (it wasn’t) or “This is our nerve center, welcome to the War Room!” (it wasn’t our “nerve center” either) but the guy pretty much never had a clue as to what was actually going on or what people were actually doing. He eventually got retired after the new president caught on to all the crazy bullshit he was doing, but it took YEARS to get the guy out. Everyone was thrilled when he was finally gone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn7RE8zycJQ

IDK, he sure didn’t seem to want to do any more debates during the campaign after the last one

Ankles so scandalous!

That looks out of date, Kbin has been replaced my Mbin pretty much.

You can do this on Mbin too

Check out fedia.io or kbin.earth to check it out.

Teleporting 7 inches still sounds kinda badass, would be very useful in a fight or you could just stand and repeatedly teleport to recreate that OK GO video.

I drive manual every day, except when I ride my bike instead of driving.

Edit for accuracy, my bike is manual too lol

It’s important to point out that there is a very real limit to how much we can increase our tolerance and a more humid environment makes it even worse. Can’t do it in the title though because r/NotTheOnion

FOSS FTW

I think you might be taking shitposting too literally.

Notepad++ is way better anyway

Not now, but in the future that was a possibility.

The Internet needs fewer Stalins and Hitlers and more George Washingtons.

Salesforce

I wish you the worst of luck, you are an awful company that makes finnicky garbage software. In my many years as an IT professional, I have never, at any point, heard anyone say anything positive about Salesforce, ever.