Tbf, drug traffickers do put them up their anus… 🤷‍♂️

(Maybe we should just end the global war on drugs nonsense)

I don’t like SovCits, but I wish 50% of people who travel by plane were SovCits. We’ll see how quickly these are rolled back.

Y’all know the: “Please remove item from the bagging area” “Please wait for an attendent”

But instead of self-check-outs, its airport security.

“Face not recognized, please wait for an agent”

You’ll wait 5 hours, you get strip-searched by border agents, and your plane already left, and no refunds.

🫠

[Russia + USA] invades China?

🤔

Maybe when both side loses, the EU can liberate everyone?

Axis of Evil, Then vs Now:

Then: Germany, Italy, Japan

Now: Russia, China, USA

💀

There is always 1-3 random downvotes, even on non controvertial things like cat photos. This is always how Lemmy has been. Any downvotes 5 or less can just be ignored (its probably bots)

Protogen: Haha blue goo go brrrr

Not exactly healthy…

In fact, its worse than even fast food.

Mastercard Executive Gamer-CEO Bathwater

Doesn’t mean anything. If PRC ever invades, he’ll ditch Taiwan just like he’s ditching Ukraine right now.

iPhone about to cost $5000

iPhone 17: Patriots-Only Edition

English? What is that some redcoat language savagery? Here in AMERICA, we speak AMERICAN!

USB-C…

So here’s the thing.

My country is being taken over by fascists.

Economy is already fucked up before the fascists took control, now the economy is even worse. Cost of living is too high. Moving out is not an option. It’s either shitty toxic family, or some random strangers as roommates (I have no friends) in order to split the cost of rent, like it’s literally impossible afford to rent alone. People are getting fired all the time, any small issue with income would mean being homeless, and that would guarantee ending up snatched by the gestapo.

There is no choice.

I’m not sure if I have a legitimate concern. I have never attended a protest (too scared) and I never had any large online presence. I don’t even show my name or face on the internet. I don’t have any wikipedia pages.

So… maybe I’m just over-cautious… 🤷‍♂️

They took black mirror as an instruction manual… 😭

You’re probably not so important that they’d target you.

Not actively, of course. I’m talking about when the authorities one day want to retroactively dig through stuff to find dirt.

The threat would be that they do a targeted attack on my devices and monitor for 72 hours, recording everything happening in my device, before they apprehend me.

(Not that the lack of evidence would stop them from trying, but the less info they get, the better chance I have)

Mullvad and IPVN has too few servers, its very likely all their IPs would already have been flagged. ProtonVPN has like 10,000 servers. (The CEO Controversy aside, it’s OP’s best bet for an IP that isn’t banned) ProtonVPN also accepts Cash.

Not sure how an .onion address helps?

If you are using Tor, the admins wont know who you are anyways.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-529