Get ready for a lot of false positives.

She’s a human being that deserves a fair trial.

Front facing deer aren’t real. They can’t hurt you.

Front facing deer:

I’ll just leave this here.

Good riddance.

Trying to change the status quo

Super villains are usually trying to take over the world or rob banks and shit. That’s like saying Jeffery Dahmer was just trying to have a snack.

Don’t forget Animal Planet, which hosts shows about tree houses and mermaids now.

I mean, Hitler had an underling named Himmler. Sometimes coincidences happen.

That cat is tripping balls.