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100% correct. Look at the ancient Greeks. Banging dudes and chicks. Everyone was getting laid. I blame shitty Christianity personally.

But have you tried corn salad?

Fiesta corn

Mayo

Cheese

Chopped pickles

Chopped red onion (not too much)

Spices (salt, pepper, pap, garlic. Etc)

It’s something special.

Remember…Grinder gets a huge uptick during the GOP convention. Lot of closet homosexuality going on there. I would even dare to say a ton of MAGA are closet homosexuals. Those wives aren’t getting what they need from MAGA husband’s.

Just call him Mr. House already.

Man, who picks this fucking job up? Some rich cunt that needs an outlet?

Insulting to the general population really

Oh, she’s hot but a psycho So left but she’s right, though At night, she’s screamin’ “I’m-ma-ma-ma out my mind”

Ranked voting helps but won’t solve the issue. Taking big money out of politics will help. End citizens united.

MAGA might splinter after this Fanta facist is done, but most likely, they will just go back Republican.

Nothing is more sheepish than a Republican.

Figured they would go down this route. Don’t use it anyway

Can we get the waves to produce “Hootie and the Blowfish: I only wanna be with you”? That would be quite epic.

Vasectomy > Condoms

Iron clothes?! Lmao, just throw it in the dryer. You don’t need crazy lines.

I want the Star Trek Utopia too. With MAGA rise it pushed it back probably a generation or two. Still think it’s about 300 years off. Maybe 500.

My exact thought. Ice cream truck at the bars around 2am? Fucking killing.

With how expensive cigs are, what a shitty invention. The cig is a break in the moment. A chance to turn off the clock, go outside, look at the trees and nature. Then toss that bitch on the ground to last at least 400 years in the environment.

Earth, you don’t have to be crazy to live here. But it helps.

The only thing vag juices will do is turn your beard white. It’s a sign of power and prestige.

Eating pussy keeps your woman happy and faithful. Don’t sleep on it.

ChatGPT is learning from my fucking. All males will be amazing at oral sex and learning to last “almost too long”.

Too bad everyone will be fucking robots by then

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Next time. Try marshmallow flush and mix it with your peanut butter. Probably adds another 1000 calories. Your body will feel like a freshly donated temple from whatever God you choose.