You’re telling me you haven’t upgraded your PC since before 2013?

Uber invented escorts

Jesus

I think this would imply that ads are living beings. Since they had no part in their own creation, you would just be hurting them for something they have no control over, which is what they were created for.

Now if we could hurt the marketing team and executives who created the ads, that would be a different story

Poe’s law strikes again

You wouldn’t say that if you knew what I did in '99

If you look at his other videos he’s a pretty obvious Elon bootlicker

🖕

Best part is it’s not just from Mangione. We had the Luigi explains capitalism meme a few years ago as well

Genie did you a favor, you can actually get some use out of that wish

Nah I was doing some virtualization troubleshooting and had to make some changes to grub. Luckily I had backups, but as a serial tinkerer I break stuff pretty often. Also fucked up my fstab when trying to automount drives, though that was an easy fix. I never claimed to be a clever man

It breaks my heart that Worm never got more attention. It’s probably the best superhero (or villain depending on your perspective) story I’ve ever read

Linux users when their computer won’t boot because they fucked up their grub config again: (Totally not me)

Can’t wait for prompt hackers to trick the AIs into divulging sensitive information

Not if I’m squatting on public land

It’s only terrorism when non-white people do it

Kinda weird that they’re calling it an OS, but ig they’re just trying to cater to the windows audience

Counterpoint: I want authentic Italian food