It’s basically a department store where they throw everything on the floor.

As a longtime Flash reader, let me answer this question for you: Speed Force.

Literally anything you want to ask, yes he can do it. And the answer will always boil down to: Speed Force. It’s as close to the Toon Force as it gets.

Just make a cool kids UN and you’re all set. With blackjack and hookers.

And service earns citizenship!

Basically, the tools that LE uses to unlock devices uses exploits that require the device to be in what’s called an AFU (after first unlock) state. The data on the device is encrypted prior to that first unlock after you boot. If the device is in a BFU state (before first unlock) Cellebrite/Greykey (by far the primary tools used in this space) basically hit a wall.

We’re pretty lucky

Luck has nothing to do with it. We’ve actively decided to allow this shit to happen. The USA isn’t unlucky, we just fucking suck.

Way to go, now the Spider Mafia is going to find him and break his legs for sure.

because we’re all interconnected; you can snip one country out, and it’ll slightly hurt everyone, but it’ll wreck the country that was snipped out

Conservatives will NEVER understand this.

I love when the goon sees Batman in a room and walks right the fuck back out like he saw nothing.

https://youtu.be/pMd4S-LkywI

I wouldn’t celebrate too soon. The precogs they’ve got writing stuff over at the Onion are rarely wrong, they’re just early.

And in Cuban’s case, you just have to exploit the fuck out of a shitload of people. Only way to create a billionaire.

Who do?

This is ectoplasm!

https://youtu.be/AUQOUChTUwg

Paw Patrol. They seem to have a handle on things. How many shitty human presidents have we had? How many shitty dog presidents? I rest my case.

Mississippi is planning on doing something like that soon.

I think “don’t do what Mississippi does” pretty much answers this question.

“Tom, if irony was strawberries we’d all be drinking smoothies right now”

My USB cables exist in a quantum superposition where the orientation of the male end is only determined after I fail to plug it in on the first try.

I will never understand that stupid name change…

Really we just need more antiques roadshow.