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Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•First video of deceased Pope meeting up with Jesus0·6 hours agoI still remember Archie Bunker saying, “of course god is white”
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I only ordered one because it's "realistic"0·3 days agoForgot to add that I was ready to order one because it was “realistic” but then when I realized it came with a scrotum I bought 2 of them.
He was laughing because just before this picture was taken jesus was telling jokes. He bit down on his robe to stop laughing because jesus was now getting mad and it wasn’t appropriate to laugh.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•OK now you know why there will never be a Second Comming0·7 days agoDo you realize that very few people understand your comment which is exactly correct. They think jesus if he existed looked like a white guy from Montana.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•OK now you know why there will never be a Second Comming0·7 days agoNow that is definite proof that jesus is sending you a special message. Please build a small altar in your apt or house and place this sacred potato chip on it. Whenever you are stressed you can ask for Jesus’ help. Just to mix things up some days you should consult the magic 8 ball
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•In the not too distant past this was a thing0·7 days agoWow. That has to be 20 years old
LOL. Bring a box of 6 wings and he could turn it into 6,000 wings
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing0·8 days agosince when is a vegetable pornographic
Thanks for the explanation
I was in sales at a time when everyone had unlimited expense accounts. It was customary to take customers out to lunch. Everyone drank heavily. I would pick them up at their place of work and drive to whatever restaurant. When lunch was over we were all pretty hammered. All I needed to do was drive home as safely as I could. I would never see in person or speak to a customer on the phone the rest of the day. HOWEVER, I still remember a time when I was dropping off a customer back at work. He was really blasted. I told him DON’T go back inside. Call and tell them that you got sick at lunch. Get yourself a cab home. He didn’t listen and he got fired.
She had a headache from listening to the guy screaming
I don’t know the connection between my user name and a movie. What is it?
I think the real problem is when you smell of it so bad that you can’t hide it and even people across the room can smell it.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•New Harry Potter series based on the "magic" of Weed0·10 days agothank you
I don’t get it. Doesn’t it say “Eat Me”
You will never experience anything worse than the loss of a dog.
For me it was more geared to adults. Similar to Rocky and Bullwinkle which had a much larger adult audience vs. kids
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Going to quit my job and just do sculping full time0·12 days agothank you
yep. Jcloud - It’s the special one that Jesus uses