Ohhhh this is fabulous. This could’ve been written yesterday, or 50 years ago… and it would still be as relevant as it was on release.

Ooof I made myself sad.

And then he hits on your Mom, and tries to trick her into reaching into his pocket. It doesn’t work because his creepy shit only worked on the women who were required to interact with him for their careers.

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It’s funny that this post and this comment have this very specific timing in my life. Just yesterday I had a realization that I need to start questioning my thoughts with closer scrutiny. I knew about my intrusive thoughts and am actively dealing with those, but once you catch on to them they become quite blatant.

The really tricky thoughts are the subtle bullying, the kind that gruadually erode your self esteem. In my case I have a bully in my brain that closely resembles the bullies I dealt with growing up. Meditative practices teach us to observe our thoughts and let them pass without giving them a reaction. This method can also be used when we’re not actively meditating.

The good news is that I think it’s hurt his fame. He had a show in my town last year, and I live in a medium sized city. The venue was small for an act that used to fill stadiums. Only 1,680 seats.

Yep. All I see is an abuser. It’s so wild that this entire time that he’s been famous we thought he was playing a character. Turns out he’s just a huge piece of shit.

It’s refreshing that this article used the phrase “half a million” instead of the way the American protests have been framed as “tens of thousands” when they know damn well that it was millions.

I hope we get more Palestine focused protests!

Potatoes… because the one thing that any bagel-containing meal needs is more starch.

Looks undeniably tasty though.

His last name, obviously. His ancestor getting his brains blown out gave him his entire career.

Is this AI? Where else would someone find a single file grocery store isle?

It also made quite a contribution towards me meeting my daily giggle quota.

Am I witnessing a red circle that actually ADDS to the meme? It’s like seeing a fucking unicorn.

Poor people are fucking sick of hearing this shit. Especially as an unfortunate resident of the USA. I get no paid vacation whatsoever. I have to pay for my vacations twice; once for the vacation itself and again because I’m not working.

Oh fuck off. There were over 5 million people protesting yesterday.

I suppose it depends on the kid. Fruit seemed like a punishment to me when I was younger, and then when I got older I wondered how I could have been so ridiculous.

Maybe I disliked it because “the man” wanted me to eat it because it was healthy. Maybe the rebellious kids are the ones who hated fruit, but not because of the taste.

It’s so funny that kids often don’t like fruit. Like, “no I want my sugar without chewing! How dare you make me chew. Fiber bad, candy good.”

It’s rule 3, but you are otherwise correct. I reported it and encourage others to do the same.

Cats are invasive predators and are causing birds to go extinct. They kill 4 billion birds in the lower 48 every year.

Where would a cat get food outside? They rarely eat animals they catch.

I guess I didn’t know that. Yikes. I’m glad I don’t eat many canned goods.

Cat obesity isn’t actually funny in real life, it’s animal abuse.