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Onionguy@lemm.eeto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Soy milk is simply Spanish milk introducing itself0·15 days agoSon: Dad, could you pass me the milk? Dad: Which one Son: Soy milk Dad: HOLA MILK SOY TU PADRE
Me: “Thoughts n Prayers.” leaves
Onionguy@lemm.eeto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The internet is millions of apes hammering away on typewriters.0·1 month agoSplonge. Splababui.
Yeah frick journalism, what good is it anyways? /s
Onionguy@lemm.eeto aww@lemmy.world•Her favorite nap spot is anywhere that he's already laying.English0·1 month agoAww that’s a sweet name! :)
I believe this is one of the few situations that would warrant the use of the tear laugh emoji. Have an upvote. xD
It is the distamt future… the year 2000!
I wake up, I open lemmy, this is the first picture I see. Today’s gonna be a good day.
Named after russian physicist and engineer Talim Yukan Fokkov, the unit of measurement received swift and widespread recognition all over the scientific community.
Fokkov was often said to be exclaiming it when asked for the specific amount of sugar he put in his famous potash cake. “It’s a Fuckoff amount, that enogh for you? Now leave me be.”
Fokkov died in 1980 in a tragic accident, eyewitnesses described as “a fuckoff ginormous energy beam suddenly bursting from the sky, popping all the corn in Iowah.”
Onionguy@lemm.eeto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.4·4 months agoMakes you think, doesn’t it…
Onionguy@lemm.eeto You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK You can substitue blood for eggs in recipes2·4 months agoFacking Guuuuy!
Onionguy@lemm.eeto You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK You can substitue blood for eggs in recipes9·4 months agoHoney, what’s wrong? You barely touched your bloodpancakes…
I like your style. :)
I agree that the normative body image depicted is problematic. But everyone should dress however they like.