To the credit of the image, I feel like most humans wouldn’t fare well in a washing machine either

This is great until someone takes this and runs with it in the opposite direction, claiming this is “proof” women are made for doing laundry and other household chores

New Magnus Archives headcanon just dropped

I respect you as a human being but I wanna take this opinion out back and shoot it

Me? Nothing. You’re the one deepthroating a microphone.

Nah, the nakedness was meant to symbolize humanity gaining self-awareness, which separates them from the purity and innocence of other animals. After Adam and Eve eat the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, they realize they’re naked and feel instinctively ashamed of that (as most people would, but regular animals wouldn’t), so they cover themselves with leaves. In fact IIRC, the fact that they’re covering themselves up is what tips off God that they ate the fruit.