Princess bride. By far.

Still feelin safe

As a barkeeper, I still feel very safe.

We don’t need to convince the government. We just ignore it until it goes away. If it does not dissolve on its own, we just put it in a submarine.

Just replace the skull with the apple and voila.

That’s what it is now. To much bloat, a stupid subscription model. It runs very slow while the machine runs way to hot.

Applecracy would at least be aesthetically pleasing. Imagine the dope uniforms that everybody would have to wear.

Not with that aditude no.