You could make a pretty good surrealist novel out of this. Have the detective/dreamer switching back and forth, in the noir world you’re solving a case that turns out to be a cold case in the waking world and this leads the dreamer to solving the case for real. All the while the noir partner seems to be keenly aware that he’s a dream, but does what he can to keep the detective focused so the dream doesn’t dissolve. Finally it culminates with the all the clues found and the partner breaks the veil so the dreamer wakes up with the information and realizes the murderer was someone in his own life or something.

Keep it real subtle maybe, like it’s two completely different stories jumping back and fourth, but it slowly meshes together as it gets closer to the end. Characters introduced in one side play play roles in the other but are only introduced once. “Dan Smith, a heavy set guy from accounting jokes in the break room” "as you walk into the most recent scene you overhear officer Smith quip, 'it’s nights like this that make me wish I’d become an accountant. ’ causing the detective to double take before the partner draws him back in.

Fuck I’d read it.

OK, but do they run on Thorium?

Have you seen the biblically accurate angels that are just wings with wings with wings with wings? That’s what’s happening.

Truly a fine vintage.

I do think of him every time I see a limp penis…

What book is this and where do I get it?

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Honestly, of I had the money and time I’d absolutely buy the domain and turn an entire product line into a kids friendly pirate radio network.

This, I’ve been writing in inc brand R2s for 16 years now and I will never willingly use a different writing utensil.

Honestly, that’s a lot more hopeful than what one found myself. I really hope it’s not something I have to seriously pursue, but every day makes it feel more likely.

I’m an American with a minority wife. Even if we could afford to go somewhere, we can’t get close to a boarder without ICE black bagging us.

How possible is it to become a citizen in Canada? Everything I can find online says you either need a Canadian spouse or a Doctorate with a job lined up to make it happen.

I’ll give my all if another country will take me, but I can’t find any way out of this hell

“Global warming isn’t killing the fish fast enough, dump the cyanide!”

Jack off Jill - Clear Hearts, Grey Flowers

Abney Park - Lost Horizons

Polkadot Cadaver - Purgatory Dance Party

Morcheeba - Parts of the Process

Please, someone tell me where I can find a full Sub of these! I love these so much.

I’d argue it should be “fortify fatigue.” Monster doesn’t fix your tired, it just expands the bar so you look less tired overall.

You joke, but my partner and I recently switched to a Japanese style floor futon and it has been amazing!