> mfw I live in Walkable city
> want to walk around in it
> walkway is a fucking tiny narrow corridor of concrete
> be forced to walk between congested car traffic and escooters, with no pedestrian crossings anywhere
> get run over by some clueless skateboarder

I hear they also launched a beagle at Mars about a decadetwo decades oh good I feel old ago, but it died on impact.

#holy #hashtag #batman

So everyone will just get matched with Nicole the fediverse chick? But that’s already happening.

My feelings on this:

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Hey, this is a repost. I swear I saw this yesterday somewhere.

Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.

Look at all the stuff in your house. That’s not minimalist at all! You need to throw it all away, and instead buy iMinimalTable, for only $499.

Then buy iMinimalTable 2 next year.

For bonus points shoot it into deep space. Maybe some alien civilization will run into it trillions of years from now.

It’s like how the S in IoT stands for “secure”.