I had this only happen once in a doctor’s waiting room. “Sorry, it’s a work phone. Can’t risk it.” Then they went to ask someone else.
I have some rude thoughts about parents that allow their kids to do this to strangers.
I now carry toy cars in my bag and give them out to kids who seem restless in grocery stores, waiting rooms, etc. It’s fun. (:
Shane, of course! Who tf gets jealous over Shane??
It’s funny in its own weird way! No worries.
I tried to show the game to my then-spouse, because I wanted him to play, too! He didn’t want to play “”“a lame girl game”“”.
Have a fun marathon!! And keep doing stuff together! (:
Imagine if Clint & Shane were combined.
It was baaaaaad lol
Lol nah it was the alcoholic. Ironically enough, the two of them were the most alike!
Wet moldy socks were a more appealing love interest.
My ex-spouse accused me of cheating on him.
…with a character in the video game.
…because I “clearly love him more that you love me!”
Whenever he’d be upset (for whatever reason), he would snap and say “Why don’t you go talk to the person you actually love??” before giving me the silent treatment until he needed something.
It was the beginning of the end.
Don’t miss it lol
EDIT: oh fuck, I forgot… he actually sold our PS4 containing the game/save file completely out of the blue a few months after his first accusation, without telling me first. The game in question was “Stardew Valley”. He was a shitty little man.
“If you can’t make your own dopamine, store-bought is fine!” 💖
When my kid has a nice day
A cute plush
Crab rangoon
Seeing plants start to bloom
Friendly cats
Seeing someone embrace their curiosity about a subject
My stupid bearded dragon
Seeing someone clearly filled with joy
Younger people discovering a “retro” thing and thinking it’s “cool”
Being able to answer a question because you have the niche knowledge to do so
Someone who is genuinely awed by sometimes you put a lot of time / effort into
Eating a juicy, crunchy, delicious apple that hits that craving just right!
Seeing a cool bug
There’s more, but I’ll stop for now (but lmk if you need a continuation).
Feed him.
So ready to meet my seagull-coded future partner 😍
This display used to be the first thing you would see when you walked into my home.
The only reason I moved them was because I replaced them to make room for my two massive bearded dragon tanks. 😎
Any future partner better match my energy LOL
Dear Blue Shield members: what improvements in “”“services”“” from Blue Shield have you seen?
I remember a huge thing was “I look like a supermodel 2 months after giving birth. Women who don’t have no excuse.”
You know… people who have access to high-quality healthcare, good nutrition, personal trainers, nannies, etc. etc.
“DO NOT RETALIATE because we are vewy scawed pls don’t huwt us oh no why are you being so vewy mean to us for no weason? 🥺”
Blessings to you. 🙏
What if I’m little in the middle but I got much back? ):
I was a child who had been SA’d by an adult man. The adults around me told me to pray for forgiveness. I was 12.
Years later, I went to get a visitor’s pass to visit a friend at my old Christian school. They aggressively denied me entrance.
I don’t like beer or most alcohol, so I have a drink maybe a few times per year.
One single alcohol is enough to get me tipsy, and we are similar in dimensions.
Have fun on your date!! (:
There was a guy on cam sites who has a fetish involving American cheese slices, eg. covering body parts with it, etc.
Girls would get really excited when they came into their chat, as he was kind of like a cryptid sighting. He was super chill and professional and private forums would tell stories about their experiences with him. Lovingly admired by the community.
Involving unsuspecting & unconsenting people into your kink/fetish? That dude’s a fucking loser and should go away forever.